Monday Night RAW Review!!! (5/14/12)

Before I start this blog post, I want to make a couple of announcements:

1) Sometime next week, after the Over the Limit pay-per-view, I'm going to address the current State of the WWE and why I think people have been so turned off by it. I'm going to talk about everything from the current superstars, championships, storylines, and everything in between.

2) Also next week, I'm going to weigh in on a very HOT topic: Who is the biggest star the WWE has ever had? I'm going to choose from the 3 potential candidates: Stone Cold, John Cena, and Hulk Hogan. I'm gonna give my thoughts on who I think is really the biggest star the WWE has ever produced. I don't mean right now, but of all-time. My answer may just surprise some people.


And now, onto Monday Night RAW!

WWE Monday Night RAW is live tonight and this is the go-home show for Over the Limit this Sunday on pay-per-view. It's going to be interesting to see how they build up the angles heading into this Sunday. Maybe, just maybe it'll make up for the lackluster RAW we got last week.

RAW starts off with "The Game" Triple H! After some small talk with John Laurinatis, HHH came to the ring and cut a promo on Brock Lesnar. He talked about Lesnar and how he quit WWE, how he left UFC to come back to the WWE when he got beat, and now that he got beat by Cena, he left again. Very well said and only Triple H could deliver a promo that good.

Before he could finish, Lesnar's music hits and out comes Paul Heyman. Basically, he comes to say that Brock Lesnar is suing Triple H for breach of contract. This gets Triple H pissed and he puts his hands on Heyman. But the Corporate Triple H doesn't really go through with his attack. Instead he says, "You tell Brock he's going to get EVERYTHING he deserves" and leaves the ring. Heyman then comes back and says that HE is now suing Triple H for assault and battery.

Nice promo between Heyman and Triple H. I kind of expected more, but it's good enough and got across the Lesnar storyline without actually having Lesnar on RAW.

CM Punk & Santino vs Daniel Bryan & Cody Rhodes

Not a bad match here between these four. It seemed to lag at times, but overall it was a nice little match. There was nothing really special about it, or any spots to comment on. I will say this, Cody Rhodes gets better and better in the ring each and every week. He was always good, but he seems to be getting even better.

But CM Punk pins Cody Rhodes with the GTS with Bryan cowardly walking up the ramp, not helping his partner.

In case you forgot, because they've barely been talking about it, CM Punk defends the WWE Championship against Daniel Bryan this Sunday. Despite the poor build, I'm still looking forward to the wrestling match they're going to have.

Beth Phoenix vs Alicia Fox


Despite Alicia looking sexy as usual, Beth squashed her for a quick win. Beth wanted to inflict some more pain on Alicia after the win, but Layla came down to stop it. And afterwards, we had a staredown between both females.

On a side-note, the crowd was absolutely dead for all of this.




John Cena Make-A-Wish Segment:


They aired a John Cena vignette where he visits the Make-A-Wish foundation to further prove to us how much of a good guy John Cena actually is. We get it. This is not me being a hater. I'm just saying, we know he's a nice guy, we don't need to be reminded of that.

Big Show vs Kane


Before this match happens, there's a recap of last week's RAW when Show mocked Laurinatis and Eve forced him to apologize. But then Friday on SmackDown, Laurinatis said he wanted an apology on RAW and it better be a damn good one. With that said, let's get to this match.

I enjoyed this match better than the tag match. The pace was slow, but Kane and Big Show have wrestled each other so many times, everytime they get in the ring, they can put on a decent match. This was a good match, but John Laurinatis got on the mic and demanded an apology during the match. Big Show got distracted, Kane took advantage and chokeslammed Show for the win.

After the match, John Laurinatis got on the mic and demanded an apology from Show or else he was fired. After giving a tearful speech about how much he loved the fans and the business, Show says, "I'm sorry." But that wasn't good enough, Johnny wanted Show to get on his knees and beg for his job.

After a few minutes, Show decided not to beg and after all the crying, Johnny says he'd "re-consider" it. He leaves, waits until he gets to the top of the ramp, and decides to fire Big Show altogether. He leaves and Big Show is left in the ring, on his knees, crying his eyes out. Wow.

Despite Big Show's great acting, that promo was painful. And by painful, I mean awful, like it was bad. It took too long and it made Big Show look like.....y'know, I'm just gonna move on.

On a brighter note, this segment made John Laurinatis look like an awesome Asshole Boss. I hated the promo, but it did its job to perfection.

Brodus Clay, Kofi Kingston, & R-Truth vs The Miz, Jack Swagger, & Dolph Ziggler


This was actually a very entertaining little tag team match. It wasn't very long, but it was short enough so that people didn't get tired of it. Everybody got in some decent action with Miz and Kofi wrestling most of the time.

Kofi's hits Miz with his Trouble in Paradise kick which Miz selled so perfectly, and Brodus Clay comes in for the splash and the win for all the faces.

And afterwards, they bring in the little kiddies to dance with them. How nice.

Randy Orton vs Chris Jericho


No surprise here as these guys put on a good one-on-one match. It was short for my liking but because of the time constraints, they put on some solid action.

As for the ending, I liked how they booked this. Jericho throws Orton into Sheamus, which causes Sheamus to go into this rage and attack Jericho and get him disqualified, giving the win to Jericho. Once Jericho retreats to the back, Orton and Sheamus get into a disagreement and are about to go at it until the referees break them up. Very good. Nothing like two fan favorites ready to rip each other apart.

Best part of the show in my opinion, but the show isn't over yet.

By the way, where was Del Rio? Unless plans changed, I'm sure he's involved in the Fatal 4 Way Match this Sunday too. But after seeing this, there was no place for him in this segment. Guess I answered my own question.

It's time for the final confrontation between John Cena and John Laurinatis before their match this Sunday.

This promo started out strong with John Laurinatis coming out and poking fun at John Cena and all of his fans in the arena.

Cue John Cena. He comes out and makes fun of John Laurinatis like a good guy would make fun of a bully. He started making fun of his voice again, calling him names, interrupting him with the word "loser" and calling upon the crowd to join in on the fun. The crowd was really into it. As for me, not so much. His insults were unfunny and he did that ridiculous "loser" thing twice. Once is enough. Not to mention, his back and forth with Laurinatis was boring and dragged on too long.

When Sexy Eve came out, things got interesting. She handed him a piece of paper from the Board of Directors, which John Cena took and read.

In the John Cena/John Laurinatis match this Sunday it will be one-on-one, the only way to win is by pinfall, or submission, and if any superstar gets involved in the match, they will be fired. But here's where things get interesting because if John Laurinatis loses to John Cena on Sunday, then he's fired!

This prompts Laurinatis to slap Cena in the face! Johnny walks off and Cena gives his serious face.

That promo went on WAY too long, but this does make things interesting. John Laurinatis has been a GREAT heel general manager and it's a little too early for him to lose his position of power. It's going to be intriguing to see how this match goes. I already have a feeling, but I'm going to keep that one to myself.



Overall, this RAW......was very bland. Nothing very spectacular. Another poor RAW with little to no wrestling and two promos that went on WAY too long for the message it was trying to get across. Poor show going into Over the Limit. Then again, the RAW before Extreme Rules was poor and that pay-per-view turned out to be pretty good, so I guess we'll see how the pay-per-view goes. I give this RAW a C, and once again, I'm being very generous.



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By: Gerald "Showstopper" Prophete